Abnormalallies
abnormalallies.com
Abnormal Allies is a merchandise and apparel brand that sells branded clothing, accessories, and homeware items featuring their original character designs. The store specializes in printed t-shirts, outerwear, hats, patches, mugs, and other branded products alongside an artist series collection.
Products
85
Collections
11
Pages
6
Blog Posts
2
CommerceRank Score
Overall store health assessment based on 5 key factors
42/100
Top Recommendations
- Improve PageSpeed performance to 70+ for better conversions
- Add a reviews platform to build customer trust
- Consider BNPL options to increase average order value
PageSpeed Performance Analysis
Mobile performance from Google PageSpeed • 26 Feb 2026
Overall Ranking
#7481 / 16375
Faster than 54% of stores
Music & Merch Ranking
#164 / 305
Top 54% in category
Category Avg Performance
61
-1 below avg
Category Avg LCP
1.7s
Performance
Accessibility
SEO
Core Web Vitals
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Largest Contentful Paint
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Cumulative Layout Shift
—
Interaction to Next Paint
Additional Metrics
Store Audit
Actionable insights compared to 436 Music & Merch stores
#172 in Music & Merch
Above average (top 39%)
92% below average
85 products vs 1,103 avg
Slower than 54% of Music & Merch stores
PageSpeed score: 60/100
No BNPL options
63% of Music & Merch stores offer PayPal
Category Benchmarks
Compared to 436 stores in Music & Merch
92% below average
avg
83% below average
avg
57% below average
avg
96% below average
avg
Category Intelligence
How Abnormalallies compares to other music & merch stores
Insights
- 63% of Music & Merch stores offer PayPal
Theme & Design
Theme Name
BespokeType
Custom / Bespoke
Tech Stack
Platform
No additional integrations detected
Business Profile
Store maturity and operational indicators
Stable
Unknown
Above average catalog size
Top 39% by catalog size
low
Basic content (6 pages)
Tech Stack Maturity
Basic stack
Business Sophistication
Early stage
Store Timeline & History
Feb 2026
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About Abnormalallies
Abnormalallies is a music & merch ecommerce store built on and operating in US. The store currently offers 85 products organized across 11 collections, making it comparable in size for the music & merch category.
Theme and Design
Abnormalallies uses the Bespoke theme, a custom-built solution tailored specifically for this store. This theme choice provides the foundation for their online presence.
Performance Analysis
Based on Google PageSpeed Insights, Abnormalallies achieves a performance score of 60/100 on mobile devices. This moderate score suggests there may be opportunities to improve load times and user experience through optimization. The store also scores 77/100 for accessibility and 100/100 for SEO optimization.
Tech Stack
Beyond the core Shopify platform, Abnormalallies has not implemented a third-party review platform. Compared to other music & merch stores, 63% of music & merch stores offer paypal
Competitive Positioning
Within the Music & Merch category, Abnormalallies ranks #172 out of 436 stores we track. This places them in the top 39% of music & merch stores by product catalog size.
Last scanned
Feb 24, 2026
