Captainsillypants
captainsillypants.com
Captain Silly Pants is a baby and kids specialty store offering soft, high-quality fabric products for infants and toddlers, including swaddles, blankets, bibs, crib sheets, and accessories. Created and designed by mothers, the brand emphasizes pure, soft fabrics and original custom prints at affordable prices.
Products
58
Collections
24
Pages
13
Blog Posts
3
CommerceRank Score
Overall store health assessment based on 5 key factors
64/100
Top Recommendations
- Improve PageSpeed performance to 70+ for better conversions
PageSpeed Performance Analysis
Mobile performance from Google PageSpeed • 27 Feb 2026
Overall Ranking
#9537 / 16375
Faster than 42% of stores
Baby & Kids Ranking
#215 / 402
Top 53% in category
Category Avg Performance
56
+0 above avg
Category Avg LCP
1.7s
Performance
Accessibility
SEO
Core Web Vitals
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Largest Contentful Paint
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Cumulative Layout Shift
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Interaction to Next Paint
Additional Metrics
Store Audit
Actionable insights compared to 575 Baby & Kids stores
#346 in Baby & Kids
Below 60% of stores
91% below average
58 products vs 612 avg
Slower than 53% of Baby & Kids stores
PageSpeed score: 56/100
Category Benchmarks
Compared to 575 stores in Baby & Kids
91% below average
avg
75% below average
avg
32% below average
avg
91% below average
avg
Theme & Design
Tech Stack
Platform
Shopify
Reviews Platform
judge.me
Payment / Finance
Business Profile
Store maturity and operational indicators
Stable
Unknown
Below average catalog size
Top 60% by catalog size
low
Basic content (13 pages)
Tech Stack Maturity
Advanced stack
Business Sophistication
Developing
Store Timeline & History
Feb 2026
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About Captainsillypants
Captainsillypants is a baby & kids ecommerce store built on Shopify and operating in US. The store currently offers 58 products organized across 24 collections, making it comparable in size for the baby & kids category.
Theme and Design
Captainsillypants uses the Broadcast theme from the Shopify Theme Store. This theme choice provides the foundation for their online presence.
Performance Analysis
Based on Google PageSpeed Insights, Captainsillypants achieves a performance score of 56/100 on mobile devices. This moderate score suggests there may be opportunities to improve load times and user experience through optimization. The store also scores 84/100 for accessibility and 92/100 for SEO optimization.
Tech Stack
Beyond the core Shopify platform, Captainsillypants uses judge.me for customer reviews and offers PayPal, Zip (Quadpay) for payment flexibility.
Competitive Positioning
Within the Baby & Kids category, Captainsillypants ranks #346 out of 575 stores we track. This places them in the top 60% of baby & kids stores by product catalog size.
Last scanned
Feb 25, 2026
