Geordiegifts
geordiegifts.co.uk
Geordie Gifts is an independent, locally-based Newcastle shop selling unique Geordie-themed gifts and merchandise including greetings cards, mugs, plaques, coasters, and regional souvenirs. The store specializes in funny Geordie dialect cards for occasions like birthdays, anniversaries, Mother's Day, and Father's Day, positioning itself as a local alternative to mainstream gift retailers.
Performance Needs Attention
This store scores 44/100 on PageSpeed, which is below the recommended threshold of 50. Consider optimizing images, reducing JavaScript, and enabling better caching.
Products
871
Collections
94
Pages
12
Blog Posts
11
CommerceRank Score
Overall store health assessment based on 5 key factors
69/100
Top Recommendations
- Critical: PageSpeed below 50 is hurting conversions
- PageSpeed is 15 points below Gifts & Hampers category average (59)
- Accessibility score is 66/100 - improve for better UX and legal compliance
PageSpeed Performance Analysis
Mobile performance from Google PageSpeed • 23 Feb 2026
Overall Ranking
#2 / 16375
Faster than 100% of stores
Gifts & Hampers Ranking
#1 / 868
Top 0% in category
Category Avg Performance
59
-15 below avg
Category Avg LCP
1.7s
Faster than avg
Performance
Accessibility
SEO
Core Web Vitals
1.4s
Largest Contentful Paint
0.050
Cumulative Layout Shift
73ms
Interaction to Next Paint
Additional Metrics
0.7s
First Contentful Paint
330ms
Time to First Byte
9.8s
Speed Index
Store Audit
Actionable insights compared to 1277 Gifts & Hampers stores
#3 in Gifts & Hampers
Top 0% of stores
16% below average
871 products vs 1,035 avg
Faster than 100% of Gifts & Hampers stores
PageSpeed score: 44/100
Category Benchmarks
Compared to 1277 stores in Gifts & Hampers
16% below average
avg
19% above average
avg
69% below average
avg
79% below average
avg
Theme & Design
Theme Name
BespokeType
Custom / Bespoke
Tech Stack
Platform
shopify
Reviews Platform
Yotpo
Payment / Finance
Business Profile
Store maturity and operational indicators
Stable
NaN+ year
Since Invalid Date
Top 10% largest catalog
Top 0% by catalog size
low
Basic content (12 pages)
Tech Stack Maturity
Mature stack
Business Sophistication
Established
Store Timeline & History
Feb 2026
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About Geordiegifts
Geordiegifts is a gifts & hampers ecommerce store built on shopify and operating in GB. The store currently offers 871 products organized across 94 collections, making it comparable in size for the gifts & hampers category.
Theme and Design
Geordiegifts uses the Bespoke theme, a custom-built solution tailored specifically for this store. This theme choice provides the foundation for their online presence.
Performance Analysis
Based on Google PageSpeed Insights, Geordiegifts achieves a performance score of 44/100 on mobile devices. This score indicates significant opportunities for performance optimization, which could improve conversions and search rankings. The store also scores 66/100 for accessibility and 92/100 for SEO optimization.
Tech Stack
Beyond the core Shopify platform, Geordiegifts uses Yotpo for customer reviews and offers PayPal for payment flexibility.
Competitive Positioning
Within the Gifts & Hampers category, Geordiegifts ranks #3 out of 1277 stores we track. This places them in the top 0% of gifts & hampers stores by product catalog size.
Last scanned
Feb 22, 2026
