Lescouillesduchien
lescouillesduchien.com
Les Couilles du Chien is an antique and curiosities dealer established 25 years ago, specializing in unusual decorative antiques including mid-century furniture, vintage posters, wall art, mirrors, framed natural history specimens, and vintage lighting pieces. The store sources distinctive home décor items and offers selective pieces for both retail purchase and event hire.
Products
901
Collections
12
Pages
9
Blog Posts
2
CommerceRank Score
Overall store health assessment based on 5 key factors
71/100
Top Recommendations
- Add a reviews platform to build customer trust
PageSpeed Performance Analysis
Mobile performance from Google PageSpeed • 23 Feb 2026
Overall Ranking
#652 / 16375
Faster than 96% of stores
Furniture Ranking
#14 / 281
Top 5% in category
Category Avg Performance
56
+26 above avg
Category Avg LCP
1.8s
Performance
Accessibility
SEO
Core Web Vitals
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Largest Contentful Paint
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Cumulative Layout Shift
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Interaction to Next Paint
Additional Metrics
Store Audit
Actionable insights compared to 446 Furniture stores
#104 in Furniture
Top 23% of stores
14% below average
901 products vs 1,042 avg
Faster than 95% of Furniture stores
PageSpeed score: 82/100
Category Benchmarks
Compared to 446 stores in Furniture
14% below average
avg
92% below average
avg
95% below average
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95% below average
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Theme & Design
Tech Stack
Platform
shopify
Payment / Finance
Business Profile
Store maturity and operational indicators
Stable
NaN+ year
Since Invalid Date
Larger than 75% of category
Top 23% by catalog size
low
Basic content (9 pages)
Tech Stack Maturity
Developing stack
Business Sophistication
Developing
Store Timeline & History
Feb 2026
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About Lescouillesduchien
Lescouillesduchien is a furniture ecommerce store built on shopify and operating in GB. The store currently offers 901 products organized across 12 collections, making it comparable in size for the furniture category.
Theme and Design
Lescouillesduchien uses the Context theme from the Shopify Theme Store. This theme choice provides the foundation for their online presence.
Performance Analysis
Based on Google PageSpeed Insights, Lescouillesduchien achieves a performance score of 82/100 on mobile devices. This moderate score suggests there may be opportunities to improve load times and user experience through optimization. The store also scores 80/100 for accessibility and 100/100 for SEO optimization.
Tech Stack
Beyond the core Shopify platform, Lescouillesduchien has not implemented a third-party review platform and offers PayPal for payment flexibility.
Competitive Positioning
Within the Furniture category, Lescouillesduchien ranks #104 out of 446 stores we track. This places them in the top 23% of furniture stores by product catalog size.
Last scanned
Feb 19, 2026
