Thegeordiewitch
thegeordiewitch.com
The Geordie Witch is a crystal and metaphysical retailer offering the largest selection of crystals in the UK alongside complementary products including books on astrology, divination, numerology, alchemy, and spiritual wellness. The store combines physical retail in Newcastle upon Tyne with online shopping for crystal enthusiasts and those seeking holistic lifestyle products.
Products
1,036
+1Collections
215
Pages
6
Blog Posts
2
CommerceRank Score
Overall store health assessment based on 5 key factors
68/100
Top Recommendations
- Improve PageSpeed performance to 70+ for better conversions
- Add a reviews platform to build customer trust
PageSpeed Performance Analysis
Mobile performance from Google PageSpeed • 21 Feb 2026
Overall Ranking
#2 / 16375
Faster than 100% of stores
Gifts & Hampers Ranking
#1 / 868
Top 0% in category
Category Avg Performance
59
-2 below avg
Category Avg LCP
1.7s
Slower than avg
Performance
Accessibility
SEO
Core Web Vitals
3.5s
Largest Contentful Paint
0.000
Cumulative Layout Shift
157ms
Interaction to Next Paint
Additional Metrics
Store Audit
Actionable insights compared to 1277 Gifts & Hampers stores
#3 in Gifts & Hampers
Top 0% of stores
0% above average
1,036 products vs 1,035 avg
Faster than 100% of Gifts & Hampers stores
PageSpeed score: 57/100
+1 products
Over the past month
Category Benchmarks
Compared to 1277 stores in Gifts & Hampers
0% above average
avg
172% above average
avg
85% below average
avg
96% below average
avg
Theme & Design
Tech Stack
Platform
shopify
Payment / Finance
Business Profile
Store maturity and operational indicators
Stable
NaN+ year
Since Invalid Date
Top 10% largest catalog
Top 0% by catalog size
low
Basic content (6 pages)
Tech Stack Maturity
Mature stack
Business Sophistication
Developing
Store Timeline & History
Feb 2026
Feb 2026
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About Thegeordiewitch
Thegeordiewitch is a gifts & hampers ecommerce store built on shopify and operating in CH. The store currently offers 1,036 products organized across 215 collections, making it larger than average for the gifts & hampers category.
Theme and Design
Thegeordiewitch uses the Cornerstone theme from the Shopify Theme Store. This theme choice provides the foundation for their online presence.
Performance Analysis
Based on Google PageSpeed Insights, Thegeordiewitch achieves a performance score of 57/100 on mobile devices. This moderate score suggests there may be opportunities to improve load times and user experience through optimization. The store also scores 91/100 for accessibility and 100/100 for SEO optimization.
Tech Stack
Beyond the core Shopify platform, Thegeordiewitch has not implemented a third-party review platform and offers PayPal, Affirm for payment flexibility.
Competitive Positioning
Within the Gifts & Hampers category, Thegeordiewitch ranks #3 out of 1277 stores we track. This places them in the top 0% of gifts & hampers stores by product catalog size. Over the past month, the store has grown its catalog by 1 products.
Last scanned
Feb 23, 2026
