Thekinkyemporium
thekinkyemporium.com
The Kinky Emporium is a UK-based maker of handmade BDSM gear and alternative lifestyle accessories. The brand offers bold, playful impact pieces featuring colourful and UV/blacklight reactive options made from vegan-friendly materials, with discreet UK-only shipping.
Products
54
Collections
6
Pages
4
Blog Posts
9
CommerceRank Score
Overall store health assessment based on 5 key factors
57/100
Top Recommendations
- Improve PageSpeed performance to 70+ for better conversions
- Add a reviews platform to build customer trust
PageSpeed Performance Analysis
Mobile performance from Google PageSpeed • 23 Feb 2026
Overall Ranking
#4618 / 16375
Faster than 72% of stores
Lingerie Ranking
#28 / 115
Top 24% in category
Category Avg Performance
55
+11 above avg
Category Avg LCP
1.7s
Performance
Accessibility
SEO
Core Web Vitals
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Largest Contentful Paint
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Cumulative Layout Shift
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Interaction to Next Paint
Additional Metrics
—
First Contentful Paint
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Time to First Byte
4.9s
Speed Index
Store Audit
Actionable insights compared to 181 Lingerie stores
#111 in Lingerie
Below 61% of stores
93% below average
54 products vs 761 avg
Faster than 76% of Lingerie stores
PageSpeed score: 66/100
Category Benchmarks
Compared to 181 stores in Lingerie
93% below average
avg
96% below average
avg
83% below average
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87% below average
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Category Intelligence
How Thekinkyemporium compares to other lingerie stores
10%
of Lingerie stores use this theme
Insights
- 66% of Lingerie stores offer PayPal
Theme & Design
Theme Name
DawnType
Theme Store
Tech Stack
Platform
shopify
Payment / Finance
Business Profile
Store maturity and operational indicators
Stable
Unknown
Below average catalog size
Top 61% by catalog size
low
Basic content (4 pages)
Tech Stack Maturity
Developing stack
Business Sophistication
Emerging
Store Timeline & History
Feb 2026
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About Thekinkyemporium
Thekinkyemporium is a lingerie ecommerce store built on shopify and operating in GB. The store currently offers 54 products organized across 6 collections, making it comparable in size for the lingerie category.
Theme and Design
Thekinkyemporium uses the Dawn theme from the Shopify Theme Store. This theme choice is used by 10% of lingerie stores.
Performance Analysis
Based on Google PageSpeed Insights, Thekinkyemporium achieves a performance score of 66/100 on mobile devices. This moderate score suggests there may be opportunities to improve load times and user experience through optimization. The store also scores 97/100 for accessibility and 100/100 for SEO optimization.
Tech Stack
Beyond the core Shopify platform, Thekinkyemporium has not implemented a third-party review platform and offers PayPal,Klarna for payment flexibility. Compared to other lingerie stores, 66% of lingerie stores offer paypal
Competitive Positioning
Within the Lingerie category, Thekinkyemporium ranks #111 out of 181 stores we track. This places them in the top 61% of lingerie stores by product catalog size.
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