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Thekinkyemporium

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thekinkyemporium.com

The Kinky Emporium is a UK-based maker of handmade BDSM gear and alternative lifestyle accessories. The brand offers bold, playful impact pieces featuring colourful and UV/blacklight reactive options made from vegan-friendly materials, with discreet UK-only shipping.

Lingerie
Dawn
GB / GBP
PayPal,Klarna
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Products

54

Collections

6

Pages

4

Blog Posts

9

CommerceRank Score

Overall store health assessment based on 5 key factors

C

57/100

performance12/25 (Needs work)
catalog10/25 (Small)
tech Stack10/20 (Partial)
theme15/15 (Top 5 theme)
content10/15 (Good)

Top Recommendations

  • Improve PageSpeed performance to 70+ for better conversions
  • Add a reviews platform to build customer trust

PageSpeed Performance Analysis

Mobile performance from Google PageSpeed • 23 Feb 2026

Overall Ranking

#4618 / 16375

Faster than 72% of stores

Lingerie Ranking

#28 / 115

Top 24% in category

Category Avg Performance

55

+11 above avg

Category Avg LCP

1.7s

66

Performance

97

Accessibility

100

SEO

Core Web Vitals

LCPunavailable

Largest Contentful Paint

CLSunavailable

Cumulative Layout Shift

INPunavailable

Interaction to Next Paint

Additional Metrics

FCPunavailable

First Contentful Paint

TTFBunavailable

Time to First Byte

SIneeds work

4.9s

Speed Index

Store Audit

Actionable insights compared to 181 Lingerie stores

#111 in Lingerie

Below 61% of stores

93% below average

54 products vs 761 avg

Faster than 76% of Lingerie stores

PageSpeed score: 66/100

Category Benchmarks

Compared to 181 stores in Lingerie

Products54 / avg 761

93% below average

avg

Collections6 / avg 136

96% below average

avg

Pages4 / avg 24

83% below average

avg

Blog Posts9 / avg 68

87% below average

avg

Category Intelligence

How Thekinkyemporium compares to other lingerie stores

Theme Adoption

10%

of Lingerie stores use this theme

Insights

  • 66% of Lingerie stores offer PayPal

Theme & Design

Theme Name

Dawn

Type

Theme Store

Tech Stack

Platform

shopify

Payment / Finance

PayPal,Klarna

Business Profile

Store maturity and operational indicators

Growth Trajectory

Stable

Tracking History

Unknown

Market Position

Below average catalog size

Top 61% by catalog size

Content Investment

low

Basic content (4 pages)

Tech Stack Maturity

Developing stack

No review platform (35% of category uses one)

Business Sophistication

Emerging

Modern Theme

Store Timeline & History

Feb 2026

54 products6 collections4 pages9 blogs

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About Thekinkyemporium

Thekinkyemporium is a lingerie ecommerce store built on shopify and operating in GB. The store currently offers 54 products organized across 6 collections, making it comparable in size for the lingerie category.

Theme and Design

Thekinkyemporium uses the Dawn theme from the Shopify Theme Store. This theme choice is used by 10% of lingerie stores.

Performance Analysis

Based on Google PageSpeed Insights, Thekinkyemporium achieves a performance score of 66/100 on mobile devices. This moderate score suggests there may be opportunities to improve load times and user experience through optimization. The store also scores 97/100 for accessibility and 100/100 for SEO optimization.

Tech Stack

Beyond the core Shopify platform, Thekinkyemporium has not implemented a third-party review platform and offers PayPal,Klarna for payment flexibility. Compared to other lingerie stores, 66% of lingerie stores offer paypal

Competitive Positioning

Within the Lingerie category, Thekinkyemporium ranks #111 out of 181 stores we track. This places them in the top 61% of lingerie stores by product catalog size.

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